Saturday, March 31, 2012

Jackpot Junkies

If you didn't win the big lotto, like every person on earth thought they were going to, don't be too down on your luck. Odds were greater for a person to get struck by lightning 6 times, and survive every strike, than to win this jackpot.

Look on the bright side, i-i-i-i-it-it-it-it a-a-a-a-ai-ai-ai-ain-ain-aint r-r-r-r-r-r-ra-ra-ra-rai-rai-rai-rain-rainin!

Next time, send me all of your lottery ticket money, at least I'll send you a thank you card....

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