If you didn't win the big lotto, like every person on earth thought they were going to, don't be too down on your luck. Odds were greater for a person to get struck by lightning 6 times, and survive every strike, than to win this jackpot.
Look on the bright side, i-i-i-i-it-it-it-it a-a-a-a-ai-ai-ai-ain-ain-aint r-r-r-r-r-r-ra-ra-ra-rai-rai-rai-rain-rainin!
Next time, send me all of your lottery ticket money, at least I'll send you a thank you card....
4 days ago