First of Many

With issues still plaguing my bike, I rolled over to Rich's before leaving town on Sunday, the 2nd. He had an extra set of spark plugs, so I swapped mine out and the bike fired right up. Rich never thought he was gonna get rid of me. His wife told me there were higher powers that didn't want me going on this trip. After all of the shit I had been through the week leading up to this point(bike problem after bike problem, drama at my job, no money in my pocket, and the fact that I completely totaled my car thirty minutes before my first attempt at leaving two days before), I was starting to believe her.

Like I said, NOTHING was gonna stop me from getting to the East Coast. I bailed half-way to the Gypsy Run last year(Madison, WI), I vowed I wouldn't let that happen again.

Solo, I hit the road a little late that morning with everything running fine. As the day wore on, the more and more my bike seemed to be acting funny. 375 miles into it, in Kearney Nebraska, I was having more trouble with my chop firing up than I'm use to. I kept pushing on. Made it to the Eastern edge of Hell(aka Nebraska) after dark, changed my jets and unloaded all of my gear(the extra quart of oil I brought somehow busted a hole and leaked all over the inside, dripping out of my gear bag). Nothing like smelling like 20/50 Mobile 1 synthetic during an entire two week trip, every stop, women were all over me. Was still having trouble firing the bike up, but if I pulled the enrichener, everything fired fine. I was aiming for Kung Fu Tap and Taco in Des Moines before last call, so, again, kept pushing on.

I ripped into Des Moines after 1am and hit the bar by 1:30. Walked in, ordered a double shot of beam and a beer to get a jump start on a much needed intoxication after a 700 mile day. Generously, Fatty called the bar and informed the bartender Craig(who fucking rocks by the way) that I was a friend and whatever I needed was on the house. Being a bartender myself, I tip generously. We ended up shooting the shit after hours and I drank myself stupid, pulling my bike into the bar by the end of it all. Some carb issues were first priority the following day, so I made the patio picnic table my bed for the night and got some shut-eye.

The next day was gonna be a long one...


Lincoln, NE. Oil, everywhere.

Funk in Kung Fu for the night.

My bed the first night on the road, I've had worse.


*Thanks to Fatty and Jeff for letting me crash at their bar and drink my troubles away, if only temporarily.

Pitch It Like It's Hot...and wet.

Stay high, stay dry. My momma didn't raise no dummy.



Unlike some fools who wake up early and like to rev their engines to let everyone know they rode their motorcycle, I like to sleep. If it isn't some idiot starting his bike at 6 am, the sun hitting your tent and scorching the inside to unbearable temperatures is another annoying wake up call. Morning shade while tent camping is priceless after a long night of drinking whiskey and beer. Find a tree and whichever way is east, then set up accordingly...or sweat it out once the sun comes up.

Memorial

The only attraction I visited the short while I was in NYC. Talk about crazy security to get in here, like going through an airport check. A little over the top, cops on edge, paranoia. The man, everywhere.

Wandering Gypsies

A few of us got ahead of the pack Friday when there was a crack-up towards the middle of the group. Sat at a shell station waiting for the rest to catch up to us. Here's footage of when they finally did. No stopping for stop signs, no stopping for red lights, only for gas. This is only a small fraction of the 400+ bikes on the Gypsy Run this past weekend.

NYfuckingC

With my delay in Des Moines, I had less than three days to get from Denver to NYC. Pulled into Jersey on Wednesday evening, checked mapquest, and wrote directions to downtown New York - pasting them on my gas tank... It helps to attempt this during the day. As I got closer, the sky got darker. Directions are pretty hard to read in the dark, with cars all around you. But, I made it. Shitty streets, people everywhere, and crazy ass taxi drivers. Almost got clipped a couple times, did a lot of lane splitting, and threw the middle finger more times than I can count. I did love NYC though, what a fucking zoo.

On my way back to Colorado now, slowly, through Wisco and Minnesota. The Gypsy Run ruled, Walter puts on one hell of a run. Also caught up with the Cannonball Run last night in Sandusky, Ohio. Those are for a different time and post...

Back at It

After passing out on a bar picnic table the night before, I spent my entire labor day fixing my bike on the patio at kung fu tap and taco in Des Moines, hungover. First my carb, then my throttle cable because of the dumbass way I went about fixing my carb. That's for another post....

Raced across Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio today. 90+ weather, thick fog rolling at night, and bugs everywhere.

Failed

After a long day of going over my bike on thursday(as well as wednesday) and getting it ready for my trip, Rich and I threw my old 3.5 gallon mustang tank on the backbone for some extra mileage between gas stops. It was sitting around my garage coated in primer, so I had it painted and sealed(supposedly) last summer and haven't used it since my Austin trip back in October of 2010, keeping it covered ever since it was sprayed. It looked good on the backbone and I felt good knowing I'd get further, especially in NYC traffic if needed.

Obviously, my foreplay didn't get her off, cuz my bike started shutting down on me east of Denver yesterday. To make matters worse, I completely smashed up my car thirty minutes before I left Denver. Not a good start to my day, but the ending would be just as bad in my opinion. My car is one thing - I drive a shit-box to support my bike addiction - my motorcycles are everything to me...

My bike started sputtering on me around 80 miles into my trip. So, I pulled onto an off-ramp and checked the bike over, trying to see any obvious signs of what was wrong. Nothing. Got back on the bike and blasted back onto the highway, only to have it start acting up again. Once more, I coasted onto an off-ramp and under an overpass to get in the shade. This time, I rang Rich and went over what was going on. He walked me through it and I fucked with the fuel system for a bit. Headed east again, but another 20 miles down the road, still no luck. Stopped in Limon, CO and went over everything again, cleaning my filter, blowing out my fuel lines to clear any debris, and adding some fuel injector cleaner. Another 45 miles down the highway, sure enough, it started up again. Pulled off in some shit-town, trying it all over again, this time draining the float-bowl and cursing at it(which doesn't help by the way). Finally, I gave up, figuring that I'd get further by heading back to Denver and having the shop to work in than to keep trying to diagnose it on the road. I was getting nowhere but further away from home. Heading back towards Denver, I got approximately ten miles before it shut down as I pulled onto an off-ramp once more. I was over it...

I called Rich and he came 300 miles round-trip to save my ass in the middle of the night. Talk about a friend, a damn good one. We got back to his place at 3am and I passed out on his basement couch. Woke up this morning and got to work on it right away. Checked the ignition, it was good. Checked for loose connections or an electrical problem, nothing. Then the two of us started in on the float-bowl, fuel lines, fuel filter, and that damn mustang tank. First off, tried draining the tank from the pet-cock, a slow trickle and that was that - problem solved. We continued to clean out the lines, filter, float-bowl, and pet-cock. Oh, and I put my narrowed sporty tank back on. That mustang was draining debris down my lines and clogging my shit up, not allowing the carb to get enough gas.

So, early tomorrow, I'm gonna try another attempt at this cross-country trip of mine. Unfortunately, I won't be able to do the Blue Ridge Parkway like I wanted, but, I don't give a shit. I was able to fix my problem and still have time to try again. This time, I'll be rolling 1,800 miles in three and a half days instead of 2,000+ in five and a half. Again, at least I get another shot and with a little luck, I'll be able to get to NY and do this camping/riding/drunken bro-fest known as the Gypsy Run.

If you never try, you'll never know. I may break down, I may hit horrible weather, I may crash? Hell, I may do all three, but that's the chance I take. I'd rather take that chance than sit at home, go to work, and live a normal life.

Here I go -

Thursday, with the 3.5 on the back-bone, ready to rock

Limon, CO - My second(out of three) try at diagnosing the problem. Full moon up above the gas over-hanging.

Flagler, CO - Where I finally gave up and waited for Rich to come save the day. Again, full moon bearing down on me.

Today at the shop, getting the problem fixed correctly


As always, a HUGE thanks to Irish Rich, my brother and best friend. I'll see you in two weeks.